The Geebung Polo Club

by Andrew "Banjo" Barton Paterson
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IT was somewhere up the country, in a land of rock and scrub,
That they formed an institution called the Geebung Polo Club.
They were long and wiry natives from the rugged mountain side,
And the horse was never saddled that the Geebungs couldn’t ride;
But their style of playing polo was irregular and rash-
They had mighty little science, but a mighty lot of dash:
And they played on mountain ponies that were muscular and strong,
Though their coats were quite unpolished, and their manes and tails were long.
And they used to train those ponies wheeling cattle in the scrub:
They were demons, were the members of the Geebung Polo Club.
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Now my readers can imagine how
   the contest ebbed and flowed,
When the Geebung boys got going
   it was time to clear the road;
And the game was so terrific that
   ere half the time was gone
A spectator’s leg was broken
   - just from merely looking on.
For they waddied one another till
   the plain was strewn with dead,
While the score was kept so even
   that they neither got ahead.
And the Cuff and Collar Captain,
   when he tumbled off to die,
Was the last surviving player
   - so the game was called a tie.
It was somewhere down the country,
   in a city’s smoke and steam,
That a polo club existed, called
   “The Cuff and Collar Team”.
As a social institution ’twas
   a marvellous success,
For the members were distinguished
   by exclusiveness and dress.
They had natty little ponies that
   were nice, and smooth, and sleek,
For their cultivated owners only
   rode ’em once a week.
So they started up the country in
   pursuit of sport and fame,
For they meant to show the Geebungs
   how they ought to play the game;
And they took their valets with them
   - just to give their boots a rub
Ere they started operations on
   the Geebung Polo Club.
Then the Captain of the Geebungs
   raised him slowly from the ground,
Though his wounds were mostly
   mortal, yet he fiercely gazed around;
There was no one to oppose him
   - all the rest were in a trance,
So he scrambled on his pony for his
   last expiring chance,
For he meant to make an effort
   to get victory to his side;
So he struck at goal - and missed it
   - then he tumbled off and died.
By the old Campaspe River, where the breezes shake the grass,
There’s a row of little gravestones that the stockmen never pass,
For they bear a crude inscription saying, “Stranger, drop a tear,
For the Cuff and Collar players and the Geebung boys lie here.”
And on misty moonlit evenings, while the dingoes howl around,
You can see their shadows flitting down that phantom polo ground;
You can hear the loud collisions as the flying players meet,
And the rattle of the mallets, and the rush of ponies’ feet,
Till the terrified spectator rides like blazes to the pub -
He’s been haunted by the spectres of the Geebung Polo Club.
IT was somewhere up the country,
   in a land of rock and scrub,
That they formed an institution
   called the Geebung Polo Club.
They were long and wiry natives
   from the rugged mountain side,
And the horse was never saddled
   that the Geebungs couldn’t ride;
But their style of playing polo
   was irregular and rash -
They had mighty little science,
   but a mighty lot of dash:
And they played on mountain ponies
   that were muscular and strong,
Though their coats were quite 
   unpolished, and their manes
   and tails were long.
And they used to train those ponies
   wheeling cattle in the scrub:
They were demons, were the
   members of the Geebung Polo Club.
By the old Campaspe River,
   where the breezes shake the grass,
There’s a row of little gravestones
   that the stockmen never pass,
For they bear a crude inscription
   saying, “Stranger, drop a tear,
For the Cuff and Collar players and
   the Geebung boys lie here.”
And on misty moonlit evenings,
   while the dingoes howl around,
You can see their shadows flitting
   down that phantom polo ground;
You can hear the loud collisions as
   the flying players meet,
And the rattle of the mallets, and
   the rush of ponies’ feet,
Till the terrified spectator rides
   like blazes to the pub -
He’s been haunted by the spectres
   of the Geebung Polo Club.
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